Elvis Preston King Strikes Out!

The world's Number 1 pick-up artist who seduces and picks up more girls than any man on earth strikes out.

I didn't get laid today. Now I know how Babe Ruth felt when he struck out.

So what happened Mr. King?

I can sit here and give you all kinds of excuses to explain what happened. Four girls in a row were on their time of the month. A blown out tire. On and on and on. I just finally went home with a headache and went to bed. At least you now know that your idol and your king is human and simply put shit happens.

So my little buddies if you ever strike out. Just remember so did Babe Ruth and so did Elvis Preston King!

About the author: Elvis Preston King is the world's most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours